Shit Written Down From My Head

Too Many Curses

The wizard Margle the Horrendous takes special pride in never killing his enemies. Instead, he transforms them into various accursed forms and locks them away in his castle. His halls are filled with his collection of fallen heroes and defeated villains, along with a few ordinary folk who were just unfortunate enough to draw Margle ’s attention.

It’s Nessy’s duty to tend this castle. It’s a lot of work, but she manages, taking pride in housekeeping talents that keep the castle from collapsing into chaos. But when Margle suddenly dies, everything begins to unravel. Nessy finds herself surrounded by monsters, curses, a door that should never be opened, and one very deadly dark wizardess. (more…)

“I was looking at your MySpace page today” said John.

“Oh yeah?” said Floyd, who was seated in his favorite chair, in his bedroom. John was sitting on the end of Floyd’s bed.

“Yeah,” said John, “why aren’t I one of your Top Friends?”

“You aren’t?”

“No, I’m not and you damn well know it!” shouted John, getting stupidly angry.

“OK, I just don’t see you as one of my Top 8 Friends” said Floyd, hiding his smirk behind a magazine.

“Change the amount of friends then!”

“Nah, that’ll mess up my page” (more…)

I’ve always played games, that much I know. And I’ve always had the latest consoles since the SNES. I had a Neo Geo at one point and I had a special Gold Game Boy with a fluorescent back lit screen! I had a Dreamcast and I’ve now got a Wii and a Xbox 360. So nothing has really changed, or has it? (more…)

Tuesday is new movie day and today I picked up a copy of the very enjoyable In Bruges.

Colin Farrell and Academy Award-nominee Ralph Fiennes star in this edgy action-packed comedy filled with thrilling chases spectacular shoot-outs and an explosive ending you won’t want to miss!Hit men Ray (Farrell) and Ken (Brendan Gleeson Harry Potter) have been ordered to cool their heels in the storybook city of Bruges (it’s in Belgium) after finishing a big job. But since hit men make the worst tourists they soon find themselves in a life & death struggle of comic proportions against one very angry crime boss (Fiennes)!

I really enjoyed this one, the cast did a great job with it and the laughs are non-stop.