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“They're coming again” screamed Sarge.
“I see 'em” replied Balls. Taking aim with her rifle, Balls takes out
the lead and then a hail of bullets from the others takes out the rest.
“Nice work” screamed Sarge once more. Sarge being the kind of guy he
is, he believes that anything said in a scream or shout is vastly more
important than the same words spoken at a normal level. “We move out
now, still three more sectors to go till night fall” he bellowed.
Sarge, followed by Balls, Creamy and PG head on over to the pile of dead
and much holed bodies.
The four make up half of an elite task force set with clearing Deadsley
of its current infestation. The infestation of which is of the living
dead. Since the early 2100s there have been intermittent reports of zombie
appearances throughout the world.
Task forces were created to quarantine a town by the building of huge
walls to surround the area. Then another equally highly trained unit
would be sent in to eradicate the nuisance with as little collateral
damage as possible, as per strict instructions that read along the lines
of: Don't Blow Anything Up.
This unit was Sarge's unit.
Sarge was a big gruff man, roughly six feet in height. But if you asked
him he'd say six feet three, because he's that kind of guy.
Balls got her name for the fact that she has balls in the figurative,
the bitch will do anything for a kill.
Creamy got his name for he is an albino, naturally more accustomed to
working in the dark, he always dons special goggles to aid his vision
beyond that of normal parameters, he is the scout of the group.
Last but no means least is PG, who is neither a he or a she but merely
an it. A very expensive, state-of-the-art, mostly buggy it. A robot of
superhuman strength and ability. Still in the testing stages and not
much use in his present state, but, they keep him along for for the fact
that he can't be eaten easily – bait.
The group reach the fallen bodies, nothing special about these, just
your average zombies. Now, you have your movie zombies, the living dead
raised from the grave for whatever reason and then you have the real
zombies. The reason these bastards are called zombies is because they
resemble the fictional zombies. These zombies aren't the living dead,
your not going to find the need to kill you great-great-grandfather any
time soon. These zombies are from somewhere else. Their actual manifestation
has only been witnessed and recorded once.
Begin History Footage – First Portal Sighting
Quiet town. A few shops, a hotel, a bar and a stable. People
walking through their quiet small town, weaving their quiet small lives.
A TV crew is in town about to film a pointless little bit on towns of
this ilk. The camera is set, the whorish looking newscaster is ready.
“3-2-1-Live” mutters some camera-boy, who's job isn't important at all.
“Hello Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to Channel ABC1239 and I'm reporting
to you from the lovely town of Oldstone, the only town in miles to keep
a remembrance to the past centuries” said the over made-up news caster
to the camera, gesturing to the few buildings behind her.
All of a sudden roughly twenty meters behind the news caster a small
blue dot appears, quickly the cameraman notices and points his camera
over to the blue dot, much to the anger of the bitchy whorish news caster.
The blue dot now fully in focus starts to swell and expand, the blue
interspersed with white now reaches five meters up and five meters wide.
The ends fluctuate then steady.
The people all around stop and stare, mouths gaping, “ooohs” and “ahhs”
coming from their open mouths. The news caster quickly attempts to position
herself in-between the camera and the hole in the world, a big muscled
arm quickly pushes her out of the way, words aren't needed for this.
All of a sudden, a figure can be seen in the distance within the hole,more
surround it, unimaginable numbers begin to well at the back of the hole.
Then, quickly they pounce, at first at a speed unlike any other human
movement, but this appeared to be just the hole propelling them out,
because as they landed it looked as if they were immediately intoxicated,
their movements laboured but with a direct purpose.
Again the news caster attempts to position herself in-between the oncoming
barrage of people and the camera. At this point, the cameraman has put
the camera on a tripod and legged it, leaving the news-whore to say what
she has to say.
“Behind me you see – ARRRGGGHHH!” screamed the now completely dismantled
news caster. Bits and pieces of her thrown and discarded, chewed and
swallowed. Blood covering the camera lens giving the view a red tint.
End
So, from that footage, the only of its kind, we gleamed the
knowledge that these zombies are from another world, be it another dimension
or not, it doesn't really matter. All that matters to humanity is that
they are stopped and stopped quickly whenever they appear.
PG, wading a path through the bodies stops in the middle of the pile
and leans forward.
“What the hell are you doing?” shrieked Sarge.
“One Moment Sarge” replied PG in its even comforting tone. PG, suddenly
pulled out a small shiny metal object. Clearly, a bullet. “Oooh, Shiny”
said PG, and quickly placed the bullet in its mouth.
“No more delays! We have to reach the next sector now!” yelled Sarge.
The group continued, PG in front, finally making its way through the
carcases covered only lightly in blood and entrails splatter. Creamy
quickly brushing himself off, the others not caring, continued on down
the road. Either side of the road large buildings poked up and rose towards
the sun. Around fifty meters ahead the road turned to the right, seeing
this, Creamy dashed off ahead to scout what lay ahead around the bend.
“Sarge, you better take a look at this” said Creamy over the communicator.
Sarge and Balls quickly broke into a bound and caught up to where Creamy
had hid himself behind a upturned car. How the car got upturned is beyond
all knowledge.
“What the hell are THEY doing?” asked Sarge in a speechless scream.
PG, having not been too bothered with the whole scenario he sees himself
in, eventually caught up with the group. “Sir, It Looks To Me As If They
Are Piling All The Dead Human Bodies Up Into Some Sort Of Tower” said
PG.
“I can see that! Thank you very much” replied Sarge.
“You're welcome” replied PG.
“But, to what purpose?” asked Balls, usually silent in all matters.
“No idea, why don't you go and ask them?” sarcasticly wailed Sarge.
One disadvantage of having Sarge alive was that he was most noisy, upon
his last comment, a few of the zombies turned and noticed the group hiding
behind the upturned car. If it weren't for PG's huge eight foot build,
they would have gone unnoticed.
Upon noticing them, the one that did the noticing signalled the others
and they all quickly ceased their piling and began moving in the direction
of the team. The one at the front appeared to be talking into a headset,
this had never before been seen.
“Is that one at the front talking?” asked Sarge.
“Yes” replied the others unanimously.
“Quick, Balls, take it out!” bellowed Sarge.
Balls didn't need to be told twice, but, unfortunately could have been
told a little earlier, as soon as she had a visual on it, it quickly
disappeared into a puff of blue.
“OK, that's not good!” screamed Creamy, looking for ways of escape whilst
removing a grenade from his pack.
“Fall back!” shouted Sarge.
As the group turned to do so, a blue ball appeared by the pile of bodies
they traversed through earlier,from which appeared another group of zombies.
“Shit” gruffed Sarge, “quick PG, radio in for all units and back up!!”
“Affirmative” replied PG and quickly began to do so. “Troops will be
here in ten minutes Sarge”.
“That's too damn long! Right, Creamy, throw that fucking grenade at those
fucks to the right and continue launching them that way till you run
out, then start firing” said Sarge.
“Understood” they replied.
“PG, I want you to run into the other group and give 'em hell, you won't
survive, but, you're just a robot” ordered Sarge in a bellow.
PG, always one to obey orders quickly leapt over the car and ran straight
into the oncoming zombie onslaught. Limbs were flying every which way
as PG ripped and tore at anything he could get a hold on. Teeth grounded
at his metal structure to no avail and the zombies began to realise they
were in deep shit.
Whilst PG was tearing limb from limb, Creamy was throwing grenade after
grenade at the other grouping of zombies. The blasts threw zombies every
which way but didn't seem to slow them down much, the portal was still
open and zombies still poured out and towards the remaining troops.
“Balls, aim for that zombie to the right of the portal, the one with
the headset, that bastard is keeping the portal open!” ordered Sarge.
Quickly and expertly, Balls withdrew her rifle once more and took aim
at the headset zombie. Once acquiring her target in her sights she pulled
the trigger.
“What happened Balls? Its still standing!” screamed Sarge.
“I don't know Sarge, I had it in my sights, it should be dead!” replied
Balls, taking aim once more and firing, again, missing.
“The other zombies jump in the way!” cried Creamy, who had just ran out
of grenades.
“Fuck! Shit! Balls, lay down some automatic fire over there in front
of the headset zombie. Creamy, lay some fire directly ahead of us, cover
us at all costs!” screamed Sarge as he jumped onto the upturned car and
began firing at the oncoming zombies.
PG, having made a complete mess of the zombies had created his own pile
of corpses, on top of which he stood firing down at the remaining zombies
below, most of the group he had been sent to destroy had been destroyed
and he was now just mopping up.
Unfortunately, the way in which they were headed is blocked off and offers
no escape route, PG, having finished his mission, bounded back over to
help Sarge.
“All Clear Sarge” said PG as he stood at eye level with Sarge, who was
still firing haphazardly into the swarm of zombies around twenty meters
away and gradually making progress.
“What!?” squealed Sarge. Taking the time out from shooting, which PG
immediately began to do, Sarge surveyed the twin towers of bodies – zombies
nearest, humans farther down the road. “Is there a path through?” asked
Sarge.
“No Sir”
“Shit. OK, continue firing at the remaining zombies. How long till reinforcements?”
asked Sarge.
“Six Minutes Thirty Three Seconds” replied PG whilst expertly shooting
zombie after zombie right in between the eyes.
“Fuck” intelligently and loudly replied Sarge, who also recommenced firing.
As the firing and slaughter continued, the advancing zombies also knew
no boundaries as more and more zombies flew out the portal and onto the
battle ground. The headset zombie still stood beside the portal keeping
it open for more zombies. This behaviour was new to the knowledge of
humans and was somewhat disconcerting.
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“Who's that on the radio?” asked Trine.
“Sounds like Sarge” replied Courtral, the scout and communications of
the second half of the troops on the ground.
“What is he saying?”
“Err, something about a portal being kept open and more zombies coming
through. Request for backup just initiated with coordinates, they're
two miles east from here!”
“Well, we're not much any more, but, we'll move out. Try and get in contact
with Sarge and tell him to watch out for the new developments we've seen.
Who'd have guessed the zombie soldiers weren't the only type coming through
now!” said Trine.
Flashback
Trine and Courtral made up the remainder of the task force.
Originally they were also accompanied by Reital and Frint.
Reital was the military expert of the group, weapons expert mostly. He
was caught in the on rush of a new portal and was torn apart right after
it opened. His head was taken clean off and thrown back through the portal
which caused another surge of zombies to enter holding the head aloft
like some prized trophy.
Frint was an early model robot in comparison to PG, but, none-the-less
far superior to normal humans. Frint was deployed in a similar manner
to that of PG, sent into a big horde of zombies, unfortunately, this
time the zombies had a few tricks up their sleeve.
A new portal opened behind the group of zombies Frint was destroying
and out of which came three huge, obese-like zombies. Their heads were
only dwarfed by the folds and flabs of decaying flesh rolling with every
pounding step they took. One was missing a left arm, but that didn't
hinder its progress.
Frint, recognising the new danger was quick to unravel its body from
the zombie soldiers grasps to turn it's attention to the obese zombies.
Quickly, freed from the mound, Frint set off at blistering speed towards
the first obese zombie, diving straight towards it. Frint, standing seven
feet was dwarfed by the gargantuan zombies, easily double Frint's height
and ten times its girth.
Trine and Courtral, bunkered in one of the buildings to the side of the
road, also noticing the new comers to the party quickly began radioing
the news in to HQ. They found that they were too late for reinforcements
and were to proceed with the exterminating and were not, repeat, NOT
to retreat at any cost.
Frint, surrounded by the huge zombies didn't stand a chance, torn and
twisted apart by one of them, wires protruding from torn sockets. Upon
the face of the zombie that did the tearing was obvious sadness in the
fact that there was no blood or guts to feast upon.
“It's upset it has nothing to eat” remarked Trine.
“I'm sure it'll last, but, not if Big Daddy has anything to do with it”
replied Courtral, picking up the bazooka nicknamed Big Daddy. The only
problem with Big Daddy that stopped it from being the best weapon against
the zombies was that it was slow to target and even slower to reload.
Luckily for them, Frint had decimated the majority of the small zombies,
leaving only a few for Trine to pick off with his automatic.
“Locking Target” said Courtral.
“Fire when ready” replied Trine as he shot at one of the obese zombies
knees, to see if he could fall it – it didn't work.
“Fire!” screamed Courtral as the huge rocket whistled out of the bazooka
and headed toward the nearest zombie. Despite its other slowness, this
part was over too quickly, the rocket hit its target square in the middle,
the explosion that ensued was magnificent, yet, only devastating enough
to fall the one zombie, bits and pieces sent flying everywhere. Courtral
began the arduous task of reloading.
“Well, that worked, shame about Frint, was a good robot” said Trine.
Courtral repeated the process the two more times required and the coast
was cleared.
End Flashback
“Beta, what is your status?” crackled the radio in Courtral's
hand as they proceeded in the direction of Sarge's distress coordinates.
“Three minutes away from designated coordinates, how are they holding
out?” asked Courtral.
3
“We aren't going to hold out much longer!!” wailed Sarge at
everybody and nobody, emptying round after round at the oncoming horde.
“No shit Sherlock” replied Balls.
“OK, everyone, back round the corner to first of the two piles of bodies,
if we can't beat them here, lets try and buy some time” ordered Sarge.
Creamy didn't need to be told twice, he was already halfway across the
road when something new occurred from the portal. From within the blue
a faint ever increasing in size black blob started to come towards the
foray. At this point the zombies had stopped still, all with a unanimous
grin on their faces. The team turned to see why the silence had overwhelmed
the zombies, it was what was coming through the portal now. Along with
two obese zombies was a winged zombie above their heads. Once free from
the portal, the two obese zombies plodded along towards the team, the
flying zombie took flight high above the zombie pack and hovered over
them.
“Holy fucking shit!” screamed Balls, Creamy and Sarge.
“Quick, PG, radio that in! New zombies, giants and flying!” screamed
Sarge as they all started with more pace towards the mounds of motionless
bodies.
“Yes Sir” replied PG.
Creamy was the first to reach the mound and turned to lay down some covering
fire. Balls and Sarge made it safely and PG was motionless receiving
a message, he bolted upright at the completion of the downloading and
quickly rejoined the team at the first mound, the zombie mound.
“Reports indicate that Trine and Courtral are two minutes away and the
rest of reinforcements are five minutes away. It is also reported that
the obese zombies destroyed Frint but were subsequently destroyed by
Big Daddy” reported PG.
“What about the flying bastards?” asked Balls.
“Those are new, congratulations on your discovery sirs” said PG.
“Fuck that! Right, we need to hold out for five minutes. PG, move over
as far to the right as you can, to get a better angle and concentrate
your fire on their legs, slow the bastards down to a crawl – also trip
the ones behind. Balls, whip out your rifle and see if you can take down
that winged bastard! Climb to the top of the mound, get a better view.
Creamy and I will continue fire from here! Go!” loudly ordered Sarge.
PG was first to react and was already to the far side firing at the top
of the zombies legs, taking their ability to move relatively quickly
away from them. Creamy and Sarge positioned themselves next to each other
and commenced firing at the zombies also, aiming for heads where possible,
but a hits a hit.
“Sarge, I'm in position but I don't see that flying zombie anywhere”
screamed Balls, who's voice just audible over the firing at the top of
the mound.
“Keep your eyes peeled then. See if you can take out the giant zombies
with that rifle of yours” ordered Sarge, who was continuously firing
at the zombies.
“Yes Sir!” replied Balls, aiming at the nearest obese zombie and firing.
“PG, try and get a hold of Courtral on the radio, let me know when you
do!” screamed Sarge.
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The zombie with flight circled around the far buildings and
was subsequently ordered via the telepathy headset to attack a sniper
that was causing much pain to one of the giants.
Swooping low and to the left of the zombies, the one with flight managed
to stay hidden for as long was as needed, suddenly, mere meters from
the first mound, it shot upwards, surprising the sniper and ripping her
from her roost. The flying zombie, with woman in claws, flew back over
the mass of zombies and dropped her to the middle of them.
Zombies unfortunate enough to be directly below the falling prey were
immediately crushed and exploded in a ball of blood and guts. The rest
of the zombies dived in to get a piece of the now crazily flailing human
flesh. Soon the woman was no longer a woman and merely scraps on the
pavement.
The slow, undulating progress towards the remaining humans continued.
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“Sarge, its Courtral, they can see the portal and the zombie
with the headset!” said PG.
“Keep it down, they might be able to hear you! Order them to take it
down immediately, this is definitely not the time to be taking prisoners!”
ordered Sarge, gradually running out of ammo and ideas.
Trine and Courtral, slowly rounding the corner and keeping in cover,
spotted the portal and the lone zombie beside it, with its back to them.
Since the start of what has been dubbed by the media as The Zombie War,
nobody had succeeded in blowing a portal up, many had tried, all had
failed. But now Courtral and Big Daddy were going to give it their go.
Slowly Big Daddy got its target. Courtral hesitated but a moment on the
trigger, realising that what was about to happen could be crucial to
the worlds survival. Or he hesitated because that's what the movie stars
did.
Upon the pressing of the trigger, the headset zombie spun around realising
what was about to befall it, a high pitched screech emitted from its
open mouth, its purpose unknown to them. The missile whirled through
the air right towards the zombie and its portal, upon contact the zombie
was split into a thousand pieces, but what happened to the portal was
more devastating, the explosion was multiplied ten-fold and the surrounding
buildings were brought down upon them. Trine and Courtral quickly ducked
for cover as everything went shades of grey.
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“Status!” screamed Sarge from a pile of rubble, human bodies
and zombie limbs.
“All Clear” replied PG, who was busily excavating Sarge from the wreckage.
“Where is Creamy?” asked Sarge, subdued to a mere whisper after the explosion.
“I'm afraid he didn't make it, his skull is over there and his torso
over there and his...”
“Enough!” screamed Sarge, “what about Trine and Courtral? Did they make
it?”
“They definitely made the explosion” replied PG.
“No, did they survive!? Jesus Christ!” bellowed Sarge once more.
“They aren't replying to the radio, but their distress beacons are on,
they are around the bend and ninety-five meters past the portal” informed
PG.
“Let's go then!” said Sarge as he clambered over the bits and pieces
of zombies and humans, the difference between the two marginal, but,
obvious. The limbs of humans, though equally charred were not decayed
and green like those of the zombies.
After much trudging through the debris, they cautiously rounded the corner,
guns out and at the ready. To their surprise, the portal was no more,
mere piles upon piles of stone and glass interspersed between these were
bodies of a green nature.
“So much for no collateral damage” said Sarge, briefly chuckling at the
funny he made. But quickly regaining his composure and returning his
face to that of one that would befit a stern war hero.
“You can say that again” replied someone over the radio.
“Who was that?” asked Sarge.
“Trine, sir. Courtral is unconscious, but, alive. Where's the evac team?”
asked Trine over the radio.
Sarge could see a figure atop the rubble waving at him right where PG
said they would be, a horizontal body was lying at his feet. “Well, reinforcements
will be here in..” said Sarge over the radio as he walked towards Trine
and Courtral. “How long PG?” asked Sarge who was walking beside him.
“Roughly Twenty Seconds Sir” replied PG.
“Any second now, Trine” finished Sarge over the radio.
“Figures” replied Trine.
As with movies of a dubious production value, the helicopters sent with
reinforcements could now be heard whirring in above the buildings and
down to the clear spot to the right of Sarge.
“Why is it we only hear them when they're right on us?” asked Sarge of
nobody.
“No Idea. I Will Look Into It” replied PG.
“Thanks” said Sarge.
Epilogue
Having survived the first real battle of The Zombie War, a
new army was created with the sole purpose of fighting off the new enemy.
Personnel were redirected from Anti-Terrorist Task Forces to the Anti-Zombie
Task Forces. Expensive ad campaigns were begun instructing the world
how much fun fighting the zombies is and how much their lives will be
bettered by their time spent in the meat grinder.
The war, having only really just begun. Both sides have learnt a lot
from each other and the next battle could prove to be the most violent
and terrible either race has ever waged.
Until Next Time. |